[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. - Al Capp
Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most. - Al Capp
I’ve learned one thing-people who know the least anyways seem to know it the loudest. - Al Capp
The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference. - Al Capp
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. - Al Capp